holy lawd of all that is good, that was fucking painful.

*cliffhanger*

okay. no. i just spent the last flippin ___ mins deleting all my posts. i thought i had five. apparently, there were more. fuck you santa, i did NOT ask for CTS.

anyway, hi. welcome. wipe your feet. you've entered casa de new me. a year older. a little less bullshit and 15% less calories!